_______ __ __ ___ ___ __ __ | _ .----|__.--| | Y .---.-|__| | |. 1 | __| | _ |. | _ | | | |. _ |____|__|_____|. \_/ |___._|__|__| |: | | |: | | |::.|:. | |::.|:. | Issue 19 `--- ---' `--- ---' 2021-09-27 ------------------------------------------------- NEWSLETTER: Born To Lose https://neozones.club/acidjaw/mail/issue19 https://wiki.neozones.club/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue19 This issue we have: * Cats * Uh, ASCII? * A third thing ------------------------------------------------- >HELLO! Haha, guys, replace the "bus" in "bus stop" with "fuck" haha, really funny joke. Anyway, welcome back To AcidMail, to be honest with you, I still have the bad taste of last week's issue in my mouth, but o h w e l l, we are still going, so screw it. Sit your backside down, read it, and also join our very nice (and sexy) Discord server, over on at https://neozones.club/discord :^) ------------------------------------------------- >PURR! First off, remember last week? If not, go check it out, we linked to some ASCII art of a lil cat that I'm just _sure_ you would like, well anyway, this week we're going to do something completely new! Nah, just kidding, we're just going to show you some furry artwork, ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ nyaa~ : CAT BY COLOR FOX : https://twitter.com/dydrkflqo/status/1186190153108189184 Sadly, it's no longer Halloween (unless you're reading this on that date, you creep), but you know what? It's Halloween where it matters... in our hearts, and that's beautiful man, it really is. uh. anyway. this art is cool. : MANY EARS BY PT8G : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28667338 You know what? I think I'm in love - is it weird for a person to feel this way for a cartoon cat? I do not know, but does it matter? No. Just look at this boyo, he do be sitting, and he do be cute. This is more than love. : GARFIELD COSPLAYING : https://twitter.com/MoozuaMary/status/1302204637454319616 When I was around 17, I was in a computering class for ICT Level I, now keep in mind when I write this, I knew a few programming languages such as CSS, Batch, HTML (not a language, but whatever) as well as knowing quite a lot about computers, especially for my age, but I was still put into the lowest set for my college. Now, for my classes, it was SUPER easy, so easy that I am willing to bet that anyone reading this now would have an easy time doing it. For my classes, I had to copy from a textbook onto a computer, doing tasks like making a PowerPoint, a word doc, etc. This was just coping from a book onto the screen verbatim. No imagination at all, it wasn't testing my skills, and it was pointless for me to be there at all, plus when I say "classes", I mean that it was almost like a library where I would sit around a room with a bunch of other people who all went in at different times, not talking to each other, not interacting. During this time, I would mostly slack off, drawing stuff in MS Paint (I remember making this comic during class when I should have been working https://owlman.neocities.org/comic/comic/10/) and work on my website. Somedays I would do no work at all, plus most I would get into class late as you had to write your name on a register, saying when you got in, so it was easy to lie. During these days, I started to read a lot of Garfield comics (and when I say "a lot" I mean A LOT), I started to get to know the lore of the cast, understanding reoccurring jokes, and you know what? It's funny that I would read Garfield because even then, I didn't find it all that funny at all, I think I just read it because it was better than nothing, it was better than boring work where I had to copy something from an old book onto a computer _exacly_, word-for-word, space-for-space as it appeared. This story has no real moral to it, I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you know stuff about computering and you want to go into classes for it, try and not get stuck in a class way below your knowledge threshold. Oh, also it is somehow fine (or at least for me) to eat LOADS of candy from Poundland without putting on any weight. Oh my God, all I would live on for a short time in my life was fizzy drinks and candy - how on Earth I would not get any headaches or diabetes I still do not know. I feel rather lucky that I stopped going to school way before the whole COVID-19 crisis became a thing, mostly because I know people who still go to school and the whole idea of having to have school classes over Zoom just brings a new type of fear to me that I do not know how to put into words - so good luck to anyone who goes/went (depending on when you read this) to school during the COVID-19 era. : SILKMOTH CAT : https://twitter.com/goma_lee/status/1296052252231127042 I did not know that I needed this, but looks like I do. Just -- just look at them, oh my goodness. : OINGO BOINGO CATS BUT ANIMAL CROSSING : https://twitter.com/emailgh0st/status/1246501196287881216 Yep, well we all knew deep down that there needed to be some art inspired by Louis Wein and here we are, it's the Oingo Boingo cat but now in Animal Crossing - this is wig, as I'm sure my friends would say! For next week's issue, man's oldest friend. ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW The ASCII of The Now (remember that?) is a... a... ""weekly"" thing that we do that shows off some (mostly) old art from the WWW that people might not fully know or care all that much about. Please enjoy at your own risk. ___ _\_/_ ______ / = _\ -| n(0)_ (_C _c___) \<(_^_)> | >< | n / \/* \/)3 (| /:|\ |/ cu/\/\/\| |||||| [:_\_\ The Mayor Well, here is some nifty ASCII of The Mayor from The Powerpuff Girls, as found via The Internet Archive's mirror of John Stachowicz's GeoCities website, nice art! https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#jjs https://web.archive.org/web/20050529124705/http://www.geocities.com/jjs_ascii/JJS_ASCII_Power_Puff.htm ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME You can feel free to contact us by going to our really, really, really super amazing Discord server, located over on at https://neozones.club/discord where you can feel free to send in any of your terrible ideas for our perfect newslatter that millions of people love to read. The text on this page was written by Cass 'Owly' Python and is released under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0. Have a nice night.